Since we are on this awkward subject, let me explain....While on a family camping trip I had a recurring case of tbs. I had to do a number. Not just any number but to be specific, a number 2. To define this a bit more clearly; even though I am sure we all are rather sure of what it is I will enlighten you, it is waste matter eliminated from the bowels; excrement. So on my camping trip I went to the outhouse to perform my number. However with nerves and being out of my comfort zone I developed tbs.
TBS= Timid Bowel Syndrome. It is exactly what the acronym stands for. Lets just say for three days my bowels were just that, timid. So unfortunately I was unable to excrete my waste until I was back in the comfort of my own bathroom and porcelain potty.
You maybe wondering why I would write about something so crude, let me tell you many girls are suffering from this unpleasant disease. I once heard a story of a young girl who could not bring her self to do a number with her boyfriend anywhere near. The wedding soon approached and then they were off to their honeymoon. Well once they were living together and spending all this time together her TBS peeked and she could not bring herself to perform any sort of number two. So for the entirety of her honeymoon her bowels were oh so timid. Long story short right after the honeymoon she went to the doctor to help loosen the clog of stools that had been building up for the past week and a half.
This story is so upsetting which leads me to another about my mother and I. We both work at the same pharmacy and in the back of the pharmacy there is a unisex bathroom which everyone uses. My mother and I both dislike having to use that for any kind of number one or two that is some circumstances we will go to the public library to help out our timid bowels.
My cousin experiences very similar experiences with her own personal bowel movements and work. A girl in my nutrition class would over dose on fiber to try and make the bowel movement as fast as possible to try and help her timid bowels out.
Ultimately bowels were made to have movements, it is a natural daily thing that we have been doing since we were born. Why in the world is TBS even happening to anyone?
